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brassleatherandsparks: Men if I had kids To fucking awesome
This was my favourite episode of Sabrina The Teenage Witch and undoubtedly the gayest. I had a very similar aunty and even a similar relationship with her. She had dressed me in her clothes on a few occasions before, and I just know that if she had her
I did! All my kids came and we went out to eat! I had so much fun!from left to rightMarie, Nea, Belle, Benedict, Sam and Stone!
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
candiikismet: coldtofire: This is my new absolute favorite. I had so much fun watching this
spitfather: Destroy the “good kid” narrative. Mike Brown deserved to live even if he wasn’t going to college, if he was aggressive and loud rather than shy, if he had a criminal record. Mike Brown deserved to live, not because he was some sort
rob-anybody: fckyeahitslauren: imdoingstufflori: excuse me for thinking han and leia deserve a better child than kylo dickbag ren Writers couldn’t even give them a second kid? If they had to have a kid and that kid had to turn out awful, at least
sighotic: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why
insanelygaming: Video Game Alphabet Poster Created by Franklin Napier If I had any gremlins, this is how I would teach them their ABCs. Fuck that whole “A is for apple and B for bee” shit.
If I had a kid like him, I would’ve murdered him already.
trafalgar-bleedingheart-law: Would have laughed so hard if this had actually happened XD <3
if you had a kid what would you name it
hvit-ravn: i know that isn’t possible, but if fili and kili don’t… (i can’t say it!) but if… i think that if fili had a son, he would name him ‘thorin’
toniovolpe replied to your post “omg snooki’s kids have such great names wowowow. If I have kids of my…” I didn’t realize she had kids! Those are such nice names. she just had her second one yesterday! lorenzo is about two now, I believe.
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
If they had a kid meme
faithandfury: official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: pearlmarley: “Because her size is threatening and my knee and entire weight is clearly needed to keep her down” If this had been my child that I raised from day one and this race soldier had parked his cracker
just-shower-thoughts: If having kids naturally was as hard as adopting, world population would plummet. If adopting was as easy as having kids naturally, the world would run out of orphans. Have this person ever, ya know, had kids naturally? The shit
mysharona1987: Let’s be honest: If Obama had five kids by three different mothers, it would have been an issue in the 2008 election.If Hillary had five children by three different men, it would have been an issue in the 2016 election. With Trump,
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
mysharona1987: Let’s be honest: If Obama had five kids by three different mothers, it would have been an issue in the 2008 election. If Hillary had five children by three different men, it would have been an issue in the 2016 election. With Trump,
My boss randomly asked me if I had kids yesterday and it really bothered me but I know she was asking out of kindness. She wants to make me a blanket if I do get pregnant, she said. But TTC is a whole nother can of worms and a whole world of pain I don’t
reaill: danteogodofsoup: artisticbarf: I found a cute little bear vest in my garage when I was playing with the kids today and so of course I had to see if it fit hiccup. If I had to guess, I think he likes it. UuU Oh my God that stupid cat… what
‘Kids are gross’: on feminists and agency
wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s
simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
atlinhere: I can’t wait to have kids!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!! I don’t know if im going to be able to wait til my 30s! Sometimes I wish I had kids NOW
rapidopatter: I know kids-are-the-trolls-and-the-trolls-are-the-kids has been done a thousand times over, but I was just thinking about how Karkat had originally had a black crush on John, so if John was a troll instead, what if he had a red crush on
stonedpervert: xdingus666: My name is Connor. I’m 17 years old and i’m homeless. I’m a kid who has parents that really shouldn’t have ever had kids. I hop from house to house for the past year now or I sleep outside if I cant work something
I found a cute little bear vest in my garage when I was playing with the kids today and so of course I had to see if it fit hiccup. If I had to guess, I think he likes it. UuU
sighotic:wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they
priestessamy: linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said
I don’t get how a lot of kids curse at their parents like what the hell. And strangely it’s white kids most of the time. If I said any curse word or whatever to my parents they’d kick my ass until I had no idea what said curse word meant
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if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u
heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
If i had told you as a kid that you would get emotionally involved in shows about a talking triangle,space rocks,two lost brothers in the woods,a drunk grandpa scientist and a furball wanting to be friends with a skeleton would you have believed me?
shannonpbnj: Dear anti-choicers, If Jesus had been aborted, I wouldn’t be listening to your crap. That’s a bad argument. Sincerely, Everyone else Ayooo not all “anti-choicers” are religiousJust throwin’ that out thereDon’t
